Football insults your intelligence

Srijandeep Das

24th August 2013 | 8:25 AM

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Football insults your intelligence.

Glove off, squarely across your face. How’s that for getting your attention?

Now, I’m not particularly saying you’re a twit, but, really, I would be dishonest if I wasn’t insinuating a statement in keeping with that line of thought.

On second thoughts, let’s call you a twit. Nothing personal, just that, sometimes you have to fling the grandiose and the politically-correct out the window to do the context justice. The Capuchin monkeys of the familae Cebiade would avow that sentiment. Nothing says “brusque, succinct” quite like riposte-poo-projectiles flying through the air.

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