Testes shouldn’t really tie in with the Old Testament and Phil Coutinho’s protracted move to Barcelona, but they do. Here’s an authoritative investigation in the spirit of Oscar Wilde.
The way you flirt with Gwendolen is almost as bad as how Gwendolen flirts with you. – Algy (Earnest no. 2) to Jack (Earnest no. 1), The Importance of Being Earnest