Disclaimer: This author by no means wishes to offend, intimidate, humiliate, anger, infuriate or agitate anyone through his opinions expressed throughout this article, especially keeping in mind members of the female gender. If anything, the author is in love with the fairer sex and does not wish to harm his own chances with regards to women.
No, this is not an article discussing Ryan Giggs’ various shenanigans under the sheets; although I hope no one calls him ‘brother’ anytime soon. Nor does this article bad-mouth FC Manchester United or any other ‘player’ (pun intended) in any way.